1. Think of the first word that comes to mind when you think of me.

2. Go to Google Images and search for that word.

3. Reply to this post with one of the pictures on the first page of results (don't tell me the word).

4. Put this in your own journal so that I can do the same, y'know, if you want to.

1 - Go to en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:Random
The first article you get is the name of your band

2 - Go to www.quotationspage.com/random.php3
The last four words of the last quote is the album title

3 - Go to www.flickr.com/explore/interesting/7days/
Third picture, no matter what it is, is your album cover

Well, 2007 has been a pretty weird year all things considered, but thanks to all friends and family that made it a reasonably interesting one. I've had my ceiling start pouring water, bought a new car, lost a pretty good job, got a better one, been to a wedding, listened to my unborn nephew's heartbeat and made major inroads into becoming fluent in a foreign language.

Hopefully next year is just as interesting as this one has been. Right now, however, lunch is calling me.

1. YOUR ROCK STAR NAME: (first pet & current car)
Kimber C4 / Kimber Citroen
(that sucks)

2.YOUR GANGSTA NAME: (fav ice cream flavor, favorite cookie)
Vanilla bourbon

3. YOUR “FLY Guy/Girl” NAME: (first initial of first name, first three letters of your last name)
R-Cam

4. YOUR DETECTIVE NAME: (favorite color, favorite animal)
Green German Shepherd
eh?

5. YOUR SOAP OPERA NAME: (middle name, city where you were born)
Ian Leicester

6. YOUR STAR WARS NAME: (the first 3 letters of your last name, first 2 letters of your first)
Camro

7. SUPERHERO NAME: (2nd favorite color, first tool that comes to mind, put “The” at the beginning)
The Black Crowbar

8. NASCAR NAME: (the first names of your grandfathers)
Ian Charles

9. STRIPPER NAME : (favorite candy, the name of your favorite perfume/cologne)
Mint Sure Original (wtf)

10.WITNESS PROTECTION NAME: (mother’s & father’s middle names )
Robert Margaret

I am sitting in the museum of modern art cafe, reading my email and drinking a coffee, and a clearly not homeless old guy is pacing about reciting 'Hickory dickory dock' over and over. Sometimes under his breath and sometimes much more loudly and with expansive hand gestures.

Nobody else seems to have noticed him.

The question is: is he crazy or am I?

This is an amazing skive. The project has finally come to an end, so we're having to do all the boring paperwork. So i get to audit the files. Normally a boring shit job HOWEVER I can jump onto the wifi from the office downstairs with my shiny new N800 from here. Cue hours of "work" in the back room, with access to tea and coffee making facilities.

Well, our bathroom light fittings just started pouring water out, which is definitely not what i would have looked for in a light fitting. Guess I'm lucky it only ruined all those priceless paintings, my share certificates, the bonds and the deeds to all those properties I own, and also the catalogue of items lost, unfortunately. I hope the insurance company is feeling generous!

Call me and see what happens!

eight-bit-wintermute

It's put a lot of philosophers in there, which is interesting. Although if anything this proves that the machine doesn't know what the fuck to make of me :)

You scored as Jesus Christ. You are Jesus Christ! You are the Son of the One and Only God! The holiest of holies, which does make you a big sloppy pussy unfortunately. Although many people will devote their lives to researching yours and artifacts surrounding it, you have a higher chance of people trying to find the blanket thrown over you after death then attempting to find some of your finer carpentry products. Unfortunately, the cranked up tales written by a bunch of junked up zealots in the middle of the desert will give you the status of a Divine prophet and/or saviour, and your craftmanship in life will be altogether overlooked. You will die on the same material you lived by (I.E. your trade). </td> Jesus Christ 92% Dante Alighieri 83% Friedrich Nietzsche 83% Stephen Hawking 67% O.J. Simpson 58% C.G. Jung 58% Mother Teresa 58% Adolf Hitler 42% Hugh Hefner 25% Miyamoto Musashi 17% Charles Manson 17% Sigmund Freud 17% Steven Morrissey 0% Elvis Presley 0% What Pseudo Historical Figure Best Suits You? created with QuizFarm.com

Not bad, all things considered.



They're waiting for you, Gordon....


Race riots? Where?



Stabrape


I have created TOOAASSSST

Can anyone else who took pics please email them to me. Espeically if someone finds the picture of Mario, Chun Li, Black Mage and Gordon Freeman standing at the top of some stairs having an impromptu cross-genre game convention.

Also: store-bought costumes suck a bag of nuts. People who enter competitions with them should be disqualified

Go here:

http://www.generictitle.com/?p=75

Answer the question.

Everyone in the whole world should read this:

http://www.generictitle.com

Seriously, we have readership figures ranging into the tens of people! And we're not even terrible at writing!!!

Just kidding about the puppy.

I used to have an account on livejournal but i forgot the password.

Also the whole thing sucked.

So I made another one.